Little Stinker!

Okay this was too funny today and I had to write it down...
I just finished getting the kids lunch ready and getting them up to the table, so I ran outside in my T-shirt and crocs to get the mail. Got the mail and ran back to the door and as I turn the door handle ---it doesn't budge! Mace had locked me out of the house! I expected him to be standing by the door ready to open it---but no. I rang and rang the door bell and then tried all the doors----and of course they are all locked---because I have a fetish about that. Anyway I am freezing cold---stomping through the snow drifts to access our hidded key----boy was I upset! I could hear Keston crying for me and still could not see Mace through the window---so getting a little nervous and more frustrated with Mace by the minute. Anyway, finally get the door open and ready to scold Mace----but where did I find him....down stairs on the potty ---WAITING FOR ME to wipe his bum! He couldn't get the door---because he needed help----so needless to say he got out of that one pretty good. And as I tried to explain that it was dangerous for him to lock me out ----all he could tell me about that he REALLY went poop! There's a three-year-old for ya! Moral of the story---make sure you have a couple of keys hidden outside and at least one dead bolt has a keyhole lock---:) have a wonderful day!